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Team Name:
Hide the Selanne
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Origin:
One of 25 team names submitted by this guy, but hey - Teemu was so money in Sega 94 that he deserves the recognition! Looks like the sauna was his favorite place to play his favorite game!
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Owner:
Mike Zink
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
Mikey Z
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Team Name:
Tiagra Woods
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Origin:
Really? Come on. Well, anyone that plays fantasy golf is going to be pretty chalk, right? Approved!
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Owner:
JW
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Sport:
Golf
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Submitted By:
JW
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Team Name:
Brees Nutz Hanging Under 2000 Yards Of Johnson
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Origin:
I have both guys in a keeper league, and they can be used for years to come.
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Owner:
Jason Morse
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Jason Morse
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Team Name:
STDs (Simply TouchDowns)
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Origin:
This one from WillRod is a bit more couth than Dark Lumber, but it's still a nice mix of innuendo and insult when you lose to a team with this name.
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Owner:
WillRod
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
WillRod
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Team Name:
Peter North Stars
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Origin:
Big stars play for big teams! Of course, Mike Modano would never have worn this logo on his jersey.
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Owner:
Newt
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
Newt
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Team Name:
Jesus Saves
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Origin:
Man, when you have this guy playing goalie - you better win. This team reminds us of King Missle's "Jesus was way cool". He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool!
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Owner:
Jeff Wentz
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Chalkville Cougars
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Origin:
It's one thing for a student to have sex with the hot teacher. Its quite another for most of the 8th grade baseball team to have sex with the Special Ed teacher. Eight batters hit the homer. Who struck out? My guess is the coach.
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Short Bus Window Lickers
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Origin:
Don't know who came up with this one, but he's on the WCOFF message boards and is one funny mf'er!
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Owner:
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
P1 Nattyboh
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Team Name:
Listen all y'all, its a SABOTAGE!
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Origin:
When you can rock a 'stache as well as Burt Reynolds, you best flaunt it before your kid starts to make fun of you!
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Owner:
MC Burgz Lite
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
MC Burgz Lite
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Team Name:
Me, Tommy Boy, and so many beers I can't remember
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Origin:
What night did you say you saw Chris Farley out at the Metro?
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Owner:
That Mom
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Smooth White Russians
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Origin:
2 factors make this great: 1-RUSS is embedded in the name itself. 2-Honoring The Dude while alluding to NHL player origins is plain good stuff!
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Owner:
Russ
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
Russ
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Team Name:
87 Stories about 44 girls
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Origin:
When you get together with 12 guys from college for a weekend of memories, there are some stories that surprisingly intersect.
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Owner:
Jouse
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Jouse
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Team Name:
Motorboat'n Sons of Bitches
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Origin:
Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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Owner:
John Lawrence
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
P1 Nattyboh
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Team Name:
Orange County Border Patrol
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Origin:
You try teaching in southern california and not knowing how to speak spanish!
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Owner:
Buddy Cowley
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Sport:
Baseball
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Submitted By:
Buddy
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Team Name:
Phil's Beer Bellies
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Origin:
Quality team because of a quality logo.
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Owner:
Phil Skeath
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Skeath
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Team Name:
Nice Throw Lamar
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Origin:
J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, JETS! We need a QB that can throw the ball more than 25 yards. The pigskin was not designed for a limp wristed throwing style.
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Owner:
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
All the strength is in the bottom
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Origin:
The phrase was coined during our 2007 NCAA draft when we pulled #9 and #10 out of 10. Obviously, the order doesn't effect the outcome. RyRy has his "Bullshit Theories"!
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
NCAA Hoops
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Submitted By:
P$
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Team Name:
What if I wear my hat like DISS
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Origin:
90 Guests, 2 Strippers, 1 Double Donger on the Lake Minnetonka Love Boat. Does it get any better than being Fred Smoot?
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Owner:
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Chico's Bailbonds
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Origin:
Without Chico's corporate sponsorship, what would the Bad News Bears have worn?
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Owner:
JP Mach
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Sport:
Baseball
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Submitted By:
JP Mach
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Team Name:
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
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Origin:
Sorry "Shit Eatin Grin", but we could put up with TO when he was catching TDs. All he does now is whine and kill fantasy teams.
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Owner:
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Uncle Rico's Armchair Quarterbacks
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Origin:
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah...Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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Owner:
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Uncle Rico
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Team Name:
Brook Trout Look
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Origin:
Nick Saban said Wright failed to deal with adversity. "Did you ever catch a fish and look at him and it just looks like they got nothing, the eyes are just kind of blank? I saw that look out there today. You could call it the look, the brook-trout look."
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Owner:
Phil Locrotondo
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Blunt
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Team Name:
SuperTurg500
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Origin:
500 goals = team name worthy. Sneaky Pete was arguably one of the top 5 all time Islanders, right behind Bossy, Trots, Potvin, and Smitty.
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Owner:
Will Rodriguez
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
WillRod
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Team Name:
Hasselhoff's Yambag
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Origin:
It's almost hypnotic! And the Germans are changing their team name faster than you can say auschwitz!
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Owner:
Will Rodriguez
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Willrod
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Team Name:
Dunk That Shit Omeka
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Origin:
Came from a saying during the 2004 NCAA Basketball Tournament
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Owner:
Joey Guisto
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Sport:
NCAA Hoops
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Submitted By:
Jouse
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Team Name:
Wheat Bread and Gingivitis
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Origin:
(The Other Dr. John) Tumminelli ordered a cheeseburger on "whole wheat" on draft day. Due to his being a wet ass, we got our name.
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Owner:
Frank Ragonese
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Frank Ragonese
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Team Name:
Ocho Presidente
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Origin:
This team originates from where the rest of Baseball does these days, the Dominican Republic!!
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Owner:
Thrillhouse
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Sport:
Baseball
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Submitted By:
Minor
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Team Name:
Yinka Dare's Tribal Chieftains
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Origin:
That's right, fantasy march madness leagues. Who better to immortalize than Yinka? Moscow, Idaho be like WHOA! Joey Lawrence be like WHOA!
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Owner:
Josh Griffin
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Sport:
NCAA Hoops
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Pavone is Tops!
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Origin:
And I quote: "Pavone – if you want the other chics number, I will ask the question next time I speak to her. She did mention that her friend thought you were tops." Chickenhawk sure has some wingspan, huh!
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Owner:
Chong's Balcony Apartment
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
Ant
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Team Name:
JoeyMoto
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Origin:
Because Joe Chase is the closest thing to a white japanese businessman!
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Owner:
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
P$
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Team Name:
LT's Crackwhores
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Origin:
LT'S CRACKWHORES... Nuff said!!!
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Owner:
Doug Rodgers
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Doug EEWWH
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Team Name:
Totally Awesome
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Origin:
This clip from MTV2 says it all
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Owner:
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Ay, jodate!
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Origin:
Beastie's Track 7 & people pissing me off!
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Owner:
Checko
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
MC Burgz Lite
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Team Name:
24 Elsinore
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Origin:
Beauty, Eh!
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Not My Kid
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Origin:
This is what you name your team when you break up with your biotch, and she immediately gets knocked up by the rebound. "Hey, it's not my kid!"
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Owner:
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
P$
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Team Name:
Gopher Guts
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Origin:
"Caddyshack, only the best movie ever created". Well, maybe. But we do miss Rodney.
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Owner:
Zooman
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
Zooman
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Team Name:
In Toddy We Trust
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Origin:
That's right! We still love em! And like Big Ed said about Steve Moore: "How do we know his neck wasn't already broken?"
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Fresh Coke
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Origin:
...because nothing beats "Fresh Coke". Of course, I was referring to the soda, but Bob Probert would disagree.
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
More Cow Bell
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Origin:
Taken from the Blue Oyster Cult SNL Sketch with Christopher Walken. "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell"
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Owner:
Ryan McCarthy
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Sport:
Baseball
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Submitted By:
rymac
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Team Name:
Disgustingly Mexican
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Origin:
Melissa from "the Real World" season in New Orleans, but hosting the reunion show. P.S. Nice stash Pedro!
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
abomb
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Team Name:
Jagrlox
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Origin:
Nothing says hockey like a good mullet. And nothing said good mullet better than Jaromir in the early 90's!
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Owner:
Eric Weslek
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
MC Burgz Lite
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Team Name:
Good Turkey vs. Picnic Ham
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Origin:
Let's just say, this team name isn't about Boar's Head cold cuts! Hint: look at the folds.
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Owner:
Joey Guisto
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Jouse
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Team Name:
The Ogilthorpes
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Origin:
Hey coach, want some foil?
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Owner:
Anthony Depietto
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
Ant
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Team Name:
Golden Showers
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Origin:
Another Tommy classic pulled from the archive somewhere between Shitheads and the Puke Daddies.
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Owner:
Tommy Finn
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Dreamboat Body, Shipwreck Face
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Origin:
More creative than "Butterface", less offensive than "Put a bag over it and do your business"
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Owner:
Brian Bailey
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
All American Hearoes
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Origin:
I needed earplugs for a J Mascis show, so a stop in Genovese provided this gem of a name. Guess what Santa left in the other owner's stockings that year?
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
The Lutheran Faggots
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Origin:
Taken from a quote by Davey in the infamous 'DaveyRaw' video. If you haven't seen it, you'll never understand....you douche!
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Owner:
Eric Nowicki
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Can I Get Whipped Cream wit dat?
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Origin:
No one needs to know that this team name originated at a bachelor party.
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Owner:
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
MC Burgz Lite
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Team Name:
Your Mom
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Origin:
Hey, who are you playing this week? What made this team name even better was the decision to post pics of the opposing owner's mother as the team logo each week!
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Owner:
Anthony Depietto
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Ant
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Team Name:
Boot My Balls
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Origin:
Mister Rock 'N Roll Detective Ford Fairlane...you Bensonhurst piece of shit!
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Owner:
Phil Reese
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Tony Danza's Stomach
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Origin:
"He hath no greater fury than Tony Danza's Stomach after Linguine Fra Diavolo"
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Owner:
Tommy Finn
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
New Team Name
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Origin:
The most obvious choice of what it should be called.
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Owner:
Brian Bailey
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
wik77
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Team Name:
Big Un Eatin Zones
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Origin:
Like most good team names, this one was born after a night of heavy drinking. The tummy was calling for a phat burger. Fast food was not open, so 7-Eleven was the last resort, and Big Un's were it. But finding an "Eatin Zone" wasn't as simple.
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Owner:
Phil Locrotondo
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Sport:
Football
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Submitted By:
Blunt
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Team Name:
comma 8 comma 1
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Origin:
Just an ingenious tribute to the glory days of playing GIJOE on the old Commodore 64. Pure brilliance!
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Owner:
Phil Locrotondo
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
Blunt
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Team Name:
That's a nice muscle
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Origin:
My buddy Will went to a booksigning for Gene Simmons "Kiss and Tell". His buddy Steve asked for a picture with "The Demon", only he flexed his bicep right next to Gene's head. Gene's response was priceless.
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Owner:
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Sport:
Any
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Submitted By:
WilMa
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Team Name:
The Sidetalkers
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Origin:
If you've ever seen Deb Kaufman broadcast an Islanders game, then you know exactly what we are talking about. And shouldn't the mic be on the other side of her face?
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Owner:
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Sport:
Hockey
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Submitted By:
wik77
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